Change the picture of the dog, and this would be me on most nights!

Adventures at Run A Muck Ranch

Ahh, Emmi. Sweet, sweet Emmi. She would be perfect, if not for her sleep habits. Emmi has turned sleeping on the people bed into an art form that I would like to share with you.

First, let us examine the basic positions.

1. The Table: All 4 legs rigidly stretched to full length, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. She makes sure to be a few inches too close to the person to insure adequate pressure behind the press.

2. The Bench Press: Rigid front legs only, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. Distance requirements of The Table apply.

3. The Bipedal: Rigid back legs only, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. Same distance requirements as The Table and Bench Press.

4. The Sucker Punch: A single foot punching into the body of the human sleeper. This could be any foot…

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