Change the picture of the dog, and this would be me on most nights!
Ahh, Emmi. Sweet, sweet Emmi. She would be perfect, if not for her sleep habits. Emmi has turned sleeping on the people bed into an art form that I would like to share with you.
First, let us examine the basic positions.
1. The Table: All 4 legs rigidly stretched to full length, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. She makes sure to be a few inches too close to the person to insure adequate pressure behind the press.
2. The Bench Press: Rigid front legs only, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. Distance requirements of The Table apply.
3. The Bipedal: Rigid back legs only, feet pressing into the body of the human sleeper. Same distance requirements as The Table and Bench Press.
4. The Sucker Punch: A single foot punching into the body of the human sleeper. This could be any foot…
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